October 20, 2014: Traveling back from L.A. this morning, the air was smooth as glass. Until we descended in to Seattle, where we hit some extreme turbulence. Dude next to me was fast asleep. Startled him so much that he threw his arms in the air and grabbed the first solid thing in the vicinity, which happened to be my left breast. The horrified look on his face was amusing, so I winked at him and said, “Nice to meet you.” What a delightful way to start the day.